7:48AM - I leave Boston about an hour behind schedule.
8:21AM - Stop for a bite at McDonalds at a reast stop. OMFG I love McDonald's breakfast.
10:29AM - I've been speeding a little bit to make up for the lost hour. WAIT, FUCK FUCK FUCK THERE IS A COP CAR BEHIND ME WITH LIGHTS BLARING. Did I just speed past a cop? WHAT?? THERE'S TWO OF THEM?? Oh, whew! They went speeding past me on some other business. Maybe I should slow down.
11:50AM - TRAFFIC.
12:20PM - OK, I just sat in traffic to cross the Tapan Zee bridge, found out I was going the wrong way, and had to cross it again. $5.00 in tolls. Also, how did I cross this bridge twice, but now I'm in NYC??
6:10PM - I hate New Jersey. I just hate it. This is me, after trying to get away from the jam-packed turnpike, stopping at a Panera to look up the weather. Time to go back to the turnpike, because these are the skies I'm riding into.

8:00PM - I made it to the Jersey Turnpike. I recorded some video to show you what a marvelous idea this was. (the audio is several seconds behind the video for some reason)
Also you might be interested to know that a bus full of some Christian youth group from the South just pulled up. So this place is packed with 100 middle school kids praying over their Roy Rogers fast food.
12:20AM-1:30AM - GOD IN HEAVEN, WHERE IS THIS HOTEL??
2:00A - Ok, wow. All those ads for "oh, book an unbelievably nice hotel for pennies at Hotels.com"? $60 bucks for one of the single nicest hotel rooms I've ever been inside of. I think each hour of sleep is going to count double because of how comfy this place is!
8:39AM - Nope. Each hour just counted as one.